So if everybody could hear me from last night meetings, I said a few announcements that may have sounded like blah blah blah boring talk blah 😐
So let’s go through everything I said again with WhoWhatWhereWhenWhyHow like a reporter on meth
Who: Why you of course, and please do come. The more the merrier the bawdier the crazier the [insert favourite party adjective here]-er
What: The end of season North York Writer’s group summer social for the summer break
Where: SpringRolls at the corner of Sheppard and Yonge
When: June 26th (next meeting after next) at 6:30pm
Why: For the companionship of dear writers and a night out the town silly reader. And if silly reader is a great writer also bring a page (about 500ish words) bit of work themed around “The day was so hot, kids were already cracking eggs over the asphalt and watching them fry” (sentence doesn’t need to be incorporated into work itself)
How: Leave the how to me, but if you do wonder, pretend that its going to a 5th grade birthday party except I ain’t your mother driving you there.
Now the restaurants going to raise a wry eye and call me out if I say the number coming to be “shitloads of awesome North York Writers” so to make any attempt at reservation a less embarrassing attempt to describe the schizophrenic numbers in a writer’s group, please please please give me your confirmation by the next writer’s group, or even better yet comment below with who you are and that you are coming.
By a North York Writer